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12Feb/092

More Th>n’s Julian Barratt adverts

There's loads of adverts I think are fantastic, car adverts mainly, though there are many more adverts that I loathe. Admittedly there are lots of things I loathe, but badverts have a special place in my heart. They not only anger me, they move me to spleen-venting fury on a regular basis, regardless of whoever happens to be on the receiving end.

Attracting my ire at the moment are a series of ads for More Th>n, one of those companies that seems to do something connected with money; insurance and so on. Adverts for companies like this are always truly awful as they have to stand out from the crowd and bore their way into your head in a precious 30-second window. 

Think of the series of twats Halifax farted into our faces over the last ten years or the cubist nightmares of Confused.com's adverts. (Actually Confused.com's adverts have actually got even worse, as they attempt to move upmarket with adverts that are simperingly twee and obviously utilising actors, as opposed to producing adverts that simply annoy the fuck out of you.)

These new efforts from More Th>n are possibly the most egregious of the lot, featuring the previously-funny Julian Barratt from the Might Boosh reciting an oddly cod-sexy voiceover that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. After some blather about money, credit, insurance, or whatever the hell it is they're shilling, one concludes with the words 'Easy Peasy Lionel Squeez-eh' and another 'Sock it to me' for no apparent reason, while Easy by The Commodores and Can't Get Enough of Your Love play it the background. Why? I don't know, but here's what More Th>n says:

The TV executions are dark and stylish, with simple messaging displayed in MORE TH>N’s signature green font, and each one is set to a classic soundtrack. Meanwhile, Barratt delivers a tongue in cheek voice-over that focuses on the consumer offers which MORE TH>N hopes will increase the viewer response rate.

The ad has certainly increased my response rate, it drives me a state of violent rage every time it comes on the telly. Barratt, a man who played the lead role in a series that decried exactly this sort of unfunny self-aware shtick, must need a caravan for his Mum. The ads aren't available from any of the usual outlets – probably at Barrett's contractual insistence – so some fans have cobbled together some images with the audio from the commercial played over the top.

  • 613576

    I thought these ads were funny.
    So there.
    I was actually laughing while watching the clips.
    Didn’t mean to, wanted to hate it, but fuckit, that’s funny.

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  • Dan McDaid

    I was absolutely convinced this was John Simm(s).

    I can't decide if this is more or less shit now that I know it's not him.

    It's probably exactly the same amount of shit.

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