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25May/104

John Barnes Mars Bar Advert

I WARNED YOU! DIDN'T I FUCKING WARN YOU!?

  • He had a lot of time to practice for this, after having been sacked from his new job as manager of Tranmere Rovers after a truly dreadful run of results at the beginning of the 2009/10 season.

    Don’t forget to put that on your CV, John…

  • Jimbo

    Oh dear, the years haven’t been kind have they, John?

  • David Beckham

    nah of course he isnt! youre right. he’s just a beast! lol he would crush your mother-in-law 😛

  • tracy

    can someone please let me know if john barnes is wearing shoulder pads in the advert my mother in law insists he is but i say he clearly isnt.

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