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9Dec/1018

The Worst Adverts Of 2010

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It's been a fruitful year for the AdTurds, with much more material that could be covered in the end. The Suggest an AdTurd feature is brimming like one of those huge tanks in the American midwest that's full of boiling, gaseous pig shit.

Go Compare ran away with this one in 2009 and like Cliff Richard, he's a very good bet for this year's gong too, despite stiff competition from Confused.com, WeBuyAnyCar, BT and Halifax.

There are dark horses too. Who saw the VanCompare advert coming? Or Bing's heroic attempt to take on Google with some monkey noises? Or the total horror of Jamie and Louise Rednkapp 'laaaahvin iiii...'?

And what about Spotify? That came from nowhere eh? But how many people who heard Jack Davenport's infuriating Alfa Romeo MiTo advert will ever forget it?

What has emerged is the likelihood that a genuinely hated ad is likely to find its way back on your box again and again. If people dislike it, they probably remember it; if the remember it, it's probably on the screens all the time; if it's on the screens all the time it's probably disliked. Hence your most hated ad is back on the telly again and again. QED.

That's unfortunate if you're driven to twitching fury by such adverts, but it seems increasingly clear that it's how ad agencies work. Bad adverts are, if you like, a necessary evil. But this is concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.

Read on! Weep! Vote! Smash yourself in the face with an iron! Watch again! It's the most annoying, most shit, most terrible adverts of 2010!

Halifax adverts

Effortlessly the worst series of adverts since, well, the last lot of Halifax adverts. While truly appalling, these adverts don't quite make me fear for the human race. They're like the Mumford and Sons, Tesco or Microsoft of bad adverts. Always there, always disliked, always shit (or mediocre at any rate).

But there are, to my mind, worse evils in the world. AdTurds readers seem to disagree, so expect this to go straight in at number one in the poll below.

Full disclosure: AdTurds has a bit of a thing for the blonde in the Lucky You advert.

Confused.com - Somebody to Love

After several failed attempt, Confused.com finally hit upon a character of its own designed to annoy the shit out of people everywhere. Only this isn't just annoying, it's also inept. A confused (ahem) message only serves to leave a bemused WTF rattling off the walls.

Imagine Confused.com's squiggly drawing thing being rather indelicately spitroasted by Gio Compario and Aleksandr Orlov and you have a pretty good metaphor for how their respective campaigns have panned out.

Marks & Spencer's Xmas Turd

Hard to believe now, but there was once something vaguely canny about these M&S adverts, before they fell in love with themselves so massively it's a surprise they don't simply have the cast frotting themselves on cashmere jumpers and gift packs of bubble bath.

This festive effort swith Peter Kay, Twiggy, Danni Minogue and some other people too dreary to mention is so smug that Piers Morgan thinks it's a bit much.

Thomas Cook Redknapp horror intersection

AdTurds has some inside information on this effort from Thomas Cook that suggests that it was responsible for more complaints than anything else the travel company has ever done.

That may or may not be true, but what is true is that Thomas Cook has a huge effigy of the gruesome Redknapps (who seem to exist purely in advertising these days) in its reception, no doubt now defaced by people driven to violence by Louise and Jamie's vile, whiny estuary voices.

Bing clutch bags

Tasked with apparent no-win scenario of designing an ad campaign to humble Google, ad agency JWT struck a canny line with the 'information overload' line but went on to present it in the most annoying way possible.

I always thought it would have been better to have the information overload people spouting a load of gibberish about hot Asian babes too.

It's also problematic because the Bing engine isn't any better in displaying relevant information that Google, Yahoo, Ask or any other search engine in the entire world.

Dell treats Lollipop

On the face of there was nothing too annoying about this advert for Dell's laptops first off. But the sheer carpet-bombing ubiquity of the first few bars of the Chordettes track - particularly when it invaded Spotify - rendered it simply unbearable; and almost certainly used as a torture device in Guantanamo Bay.

Lollipop Lollipop Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli Lollipop....

Josh T-Mobile

Pity poor Josh. Basically used and abused by a massive multinational in their doomed marketing campaign like a Thai ladyboy by a second-hand car salesman from Romford on his annual sex holiday.

Awful music, crap idea, poor chinless Josh. A powerful mixture of pity and contempt.

Citroen DS3 John Lennon

The Citroen DS3 might have been the most enjoyable car AdTurds thrashed this year, but this ad featuring Lennon pondering the shitness of nostalgia and retro - in an advert that was all about nostalgia and retro for a car that was all about nostalgia and retro - was one of the least enjoyable ads.

Bonus turds for the affected out-of-synch footage too.

VanCompare advert

The post that provoked nothing less than death threats, legal action threats and the infinite wrath of seemingly every Sweet fan on the face of the Earth.

All of that ended in a détente with the actual chairman of VanCompare and a message of good wishes to Andy Scott, believe it or not.

Still, this is possibly the most inept advert every to grace a television. Sweeeeet!

BT family adverts

Perhaps the most unloved TV couple since Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood, Adam and Jane seemed to reach a climax this year in the 'is she or isn't she?' interactive campaign. Sadly the options didn't involve death or divorce, but whether Jane was pregnant or not (AdTurds readers suggested their own ending).

In the most stultifying spot of television ever, the answer was revealed as yes and somewhere in Scotland came the noise of John Logie Baird and Alexander Graham Bell softly weeping.

Go Compare adverts

AdTurds can't really find it in his granite heart to hate Go Compare. Annoying, yes, but no more than any Little & Large sketch from the 1987.

To complain of the rampant repetition; the sheer inescapability of Go Compare ads would be to complain about the ubiquity of grass, water, why the very air itself.

Still, a guaranteed big hitter in this year's poll - and maybe they'll finish it off with Gio exploding in gas, fat and hair after one 'whaffer thin mint' too many.

Ladbrokes World Cup ads

Two of the most annoying people on television gibbering and gurning like idiots; an appalling campaign; distasteful subject matter; a soundtrack used in at least two different ads over the last couple of years.

Without Wright and Kamara is would be awful. With the charmless pundits it enters a new circle of Hell.

We Buy Any Car advert

Few adverts are genuinely hateful, but We Buy Any Car managed it this year with the advertising equivalent of having Fern Cotton blast an air horn into your face for 60 seconds several times a day.

Pretty much the nearest thing to a sonic weapon - a non-lethal weapon designed to disable victims by provoking vomiting or 'uncontrolled' defecation - that you'll ever see on television.

Alfa Romeo Spotify advert

Sadly, or fortunately, I've been unable to track down the audio of this bad, bad ad. Suffice it to say that this advert on Spotfiy was generating hundreds of tweets a day on Twitter, and none were positive.

Actually drove me to a Spotify Premium account. I've yet to work out whether this is sheer genius on the part of Spotify; sheer idiocy on the part of Alfa Romeo; a combination of both; or simple ineptitude. Either way it's abysmal.

Iceland 201 Christmas adverts

It was an oversight of massive proportions that Iceland's 2010 Christmas adverts, featuring Jason Donovan, were not originally included in this list, but an ad break that featured four or five versions of this ad recently convinced me of the error.

There's something genuinely unsettling about all of this. The insistence of it, the repetition and noise and the fact that the food all looks so horrible.

This isn't just an annoying advert. It's an advert to give you nightmares.

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Vote for your most hated ad of 2010 and we'll go an pelt the ad agency who wins with rotten fruit. And very hard stones.

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  • Yep, it has to be go compare for me. “Mute” buttons across the nation are quickly getting the text rubbed off them thanks to that hateful moustache twiddler.
    I’d forgot about the Halifax ISA ISA baby though, if cringes were measured with the richter scale that would have to be a 9.5
    http://badadgraveyard.blogspot.com/

  • Yep, it has to be go compare for me. “Mute” buttons across the nation are quickly getting the text rubbed off them thanks to that hateful moustache twiddler.
    I’d forgot about the Halifax ISA ISA baby though, if cringes were measured with the richter scale that would have to be a 9.5
    http://badadgraveyard.blogspot.com/

  • NicoleB

    LLOYDS TSB ADVERT.
    That IRRITATING tune.
    Arghh

  • NicoleB

    LLOYDS TSB ADVERT.
    That IRRITATING tune.
    Arghh

  • Andy_Lycett

    Funky Pigeon. Mix 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps with the production value of a holiday slide show and you get the idea.

  • Andy_Lycett

    Funky Pigeon. Mix 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps with the production value of a holiday slide show and you get the idea.

  • Sion.

    injury lawyers for you and the sainsbury’s choir adverts.

  • Sion.

    injury lawyers for you and the sainsbury’s choir adverts.

  • No windows 7 ‘my idea’ or Nintendo adverts?

  • Gigerpunk

    No windows 7 ‘my idea’ or Nintendo adverts?

  • The Ad Hater

    Most obviously Go Compare. I’ve put up with that shit for the last 500,000,000 times and everytime I see even the first NANOSECOND of it, I’m reaching for that mute button! My second choice would have to be Iceland. Fuck me, the singing in this ad is dreadful. And they butchered a T-Rex classic too. “That’s why Mum’s go to Iceland.” NO THEY FUCKING DON’T!

  • The Ad Hater

    Most obviously Go Compare. I’ve put up with that shit for the last 500,000,000 times and everytime I see even the first NANOSECOND of it, I’m reaching for that mute button! My second choice would have to be Iceland. Fuck me, the singing in this ad is dreadful. And they butchered a T-Rex classic too. “That’s why Mum’s go to Iceland.” NO THEY FUCKING DON’T!

  • I would place ‘keeping shit off the internet’ as significantlyless likely that Jason ‘Iceland’ Donovan reinventing himself as a Hollywood leading man.

  • I would place ‘keeping shit off the internet’ as significantlyless likely that Jason ‘Iceland’ Donovan reinventing himself as a Hollywood leading man.

  • Drutski

    This is why I don’t own a television. I just stumbled onto this site, is the any way you can find something ‘nice’ to blog about and keep this shit off the internet. Ta. X X X

  • Drutski

    This is why I don’t own a television. I just stumbled onto this site, is the any way you can find something ‘nice’ to blog about and keep this shit off the internet. Ta. X X X

  • Other answer thus far include Iceland, which probably should be in there, and Talk Talk.

  • Other answer thus far include Iceland, which probably should be in there, and Talk Talk.

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