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8May/126

Martin Clunes Churchill Adverts

You know what, Churchill? I love...

...this witless run of adverts where we live together like some charmless analogue of a BBC children's series from the 80s?

No. I love...

...earning a packet for whoring myself out for a series of adverts that are destined to become loathed by everyone who sees them because of their sheer ominpresence?

No (well, obviously the money bit). But largely no. I love...

...my stupid voice?

No. I love...

...this weak attempt to copy the meerkat effect by making what was once a mildy diverting nodding dog character into a carpet-bombed attempt at a tedious meme?

No. I love the time I found this decapitated Churchill dog in a car-park in Liverpool.

Oh... no, no, no, no...