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Greggs zombies: Say what?

This is quite a nice little thing - the zombies are quite good and it's all quite engaging. I thought it was heading towards them going into Greggs and demanding a new Halloween-themed pasty called Spooky Beef or something.

But then they go into a shop and the Greggs functionary says something like 'we only serve humans in here'. Eh?

I don't get it. And isn't the zombie thing a bit of an awkward angle for a food outlet? Especially one that makes a heck of a lot of use of reconstituted and rather cheap meat? You know with the whole zombies-eat-humans, rotting flesh and feasting on brains thing?

I'd take it all back if the latest special-edition Greggs pasty was made with calf brains. Now that would be a hit out of the park.