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18Apr/144

AdWorms: April’s Most Annoying Advert

This month's most irritating 30-second headfucks - vote for your worst.

Cuprinol

Haven't painted your shed an unlikely shade of lilac in an attempt to placate a miniature hipster biplane pilot who sounds like Paul Bearer? Shame on you.

Shoot this twat out of the sky - throw cricket balls at him, fire African killer bees at him, train a Harris Hawk to dig its icy talons into his throat - I beg you.

Cheese Strings

Melt him, grate him, grill him, microwave him - I don't care which, just get this dairy-based lifeform and his hideously punchable voice off my television already.

Confused.com

Brian. Confused.com. Brian. Confused.com.

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Brian. Confused.com.

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  • ‘Other’ answers on the poll included:

    dreams (double figures)

    Hive (8 instances)

    Go Compare (x2)

    money supermarket (x2)

    Unibet ipl

    Nisa

    BT and the case of the passive aggressive students versus the wifi leech

    ford fiesta

    barclays

    Hive the Hive Advert – Please make it stop

    TSB

    go compare

    mothercunting die-in-a-fire Hive

    Dreams bedroom1Dreams beds1tesco1Nestlé1simplybusiness.co.uk1Nissan Qashqai1Hotel Trivago

    Lynx; “Make Love, Not War”

    GO COMPAAARE!

    Trivago

    Halfords gay mechanics take him up the back box and get on with it

    Diet Chef

    Haribo

    Vanarama

    cobra beer

    dreams for beds twat with glasses

    Fruyo ‘Magic’ advert

  • ‘Other’ answers on the poll included:

    dreams (double figures)

    Hive (8 instances)

    Go Compare (x2)

    money supermarket (x2)

    Unibet ipl

    Nisa

    BT and the case of the passive aggressive students versus the wifi leech

    ford fiesta

    barclays

    Hive the Hive Advert – Please make it stop

    TSB

    go compare

    mothercunting die-in-a-fire Hive

    Dreams bedroom1Dreams beds1tesco1Nestlé1simplybusiness.co.uk1Nissan Qashqai1Hotel Trivago

    Lynx; “Make Love, Not War”

    GO COMPAAARE!

    Trivago

    Halfords gay mechanics take him up the back box and get on with it

    Diet Chef

    Haribo

    Vanarama

    cobra beer

    dreams for beds twat with glasses

    Fruyo ‘Magic’ advert

  • machoon

    Flickering camera in Cheestrings ad gives me a fucking headache

  • vichoon

    Flickering camera in Cheestrings ad gives me a fucking headache

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