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AdWorms: April’s Most Annoying Advert

This month's most irritating 30-second headfucks - vote for your worst.


Haven't painted your shed an unlikely shade of lilac in an attempt to placate a miniature hipster biplane pilot who sounds like Paul Bearer? Shame on you.

Shoot this twat out of the sky - throw cricket balls at him, fire African killer bees at him, train a Harris Hawk to dig its icy talons into his throat - I beg you.

Cheese Strings

Melt him, grate him, grill him, microwave him - I don't care which, just get this dairy-based lifeform and his hideously punchable voice off my television already.

Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian.


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