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5Sep/1414

I hate Andrew Castle and First4Lawyers

I hate this guy. Did he play tennis once upon a time? I hate tennis.

I hate his voice. I hate his face.

I hate his ambulance-chasing advert that suggests that justice consists of suing your cash-strapped council because you twisted your ankle on a paving slab while drunk.

I hate his Tory-voting, slacks-wearing, jacket-and-jeans, Audi-driving, Bolly-drinking, caviar-eating, corporate-speaking, commuter-belt, Tarquin-fathering, Clarkson-chumming, private-school feeing, yacht-wrangling twatty grid.

I hate Andrew Castle and I hate First4Lawyers.

  • David Morris

    I hate the current advert, where a man who hurts his back while getting ready to go upstairs with his wife/mistress/lady of negotiable affection can somehow sue for ‘justice’. F***ers

  • David Morris

    I hate the current advert, where a man who hurts his back while getting ready to go upstairs with his wife/mistress/lady of negotiable affection can somehow sue for ‘justice’. F***ers

  • Dave Gray

    This advert needs to go. The whole suggestion that suing your employer for a minor injury constitutes “justice” is an affront to society.

  • Dave Gray

    This advert needs to go. The whole suggestion that suing your employer for a minor injury constitutes “justice” is an affront to society.

  • Sam Hamer

    I hate that idiotic dance he does with those builders, it turns an annoying advert into an absolutely infuriating one!

    • Michael Hagen

      Hi, I’m sorry about that, but as an actor I’m only doing what I’m told to do by the director.

  • Sam Hamer

    I hate that idiotic dance he does with those builders, it turns an annoying advert into an absolutely infuriating one!

    • Michael Hagen

      Hi, I’m sorry about that, but as an actor I’m only doing what I’m told to do by the director.

  • Shagpuss

    Castle should be locked in a cell with Purple Aki, a re-animated Jimmy Savile and a massive dildo. Given his twatishness, that’s a very mild punishment.

  • Shagpuss

    Castle should be locked in a cell with Purple Aki, a re-animated Jimmy Savile and a massive dildo. Given his twatishness, that’s a very mild punishment.

  • Chris

    Well done for putting it so elequently, the best I can manage is “I f****** hate those s*** stained ambulance chasing w******”.

  • Chris

    Well done for putting it so elequently, the best I can manage is “I f****** hate those s*** stained ambulance chasing w******”.

  • PenguinLover

    I like Andrew Castle. I hate First4Lawyers and all their scummy equivalents. AC got the unceremonious boot from GMTV when they recruited that disastrous duo Adrian Chiles and some woman with an accent (forget her name) so I suppose he has to make money somehow.

  • CouchPotato

    I like Andrew Castle. I hate First4Lawyers and all their scummy equivalents. AC got the unceremonious boot from GMTV when they recruited that disastrous duo Adrian Chiles and some woman with an accent (forget her name) so I suppose he has to make money somehow.

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