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5Sep/1414

I hate Andrew Castle and First4Lawyers

I hate this guy. Did he play tennis once upon a time? I hate tennis.

I hate his voice. I hate his face.

I hate his ambulance-chasing advert that suggests that justice consists of suing your cash-strapped council because you twisted your ankle on a paving slab while drunk.

I hate his Tory-voting, slacks-wearing, jacket-and-jeans, Audi-driving, Bolly-drinking, caviar-eating, corporate-speaking, commuter-belt, Tarquin-fathering, Clarkson-chumming, private-school feeing, yacht-wrangling twatty grid.

I hate Andrew Castle and I hate First4Lawyers.

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