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		<title>Florette Salad Leaf Wars</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/05/florette-salad-leaf-wars-advert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 18:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[florette]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just like this advert, although I do wonder how many people went out and bought a bag of these bitter, overpriced salad leaves afterwards.]]></description>
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		<title>The EDF Energy parasite</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/04/edf-energy-advert-zingy-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EDF Energy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nature programmes frequently throw something at viewers to remind them that life is nasty, brutish and short. In amongst the parental penguins, fluffy ducklings and playful sea mammals there's a universe of terrors. Parasites are the worst. The fungi that make ants' heads explode, the larvae that ear caterpillars and spiders from the inside out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Has The BBC Ever Given Us?</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/04/john-cleese-bbc-licence-fee-advert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bbc]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hate people who complain the licence fee. It's the best value anything you'll ever buy and one of the things of which we should be most proud. So STFU licence fee whingers, you're all idiots.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hello Gatsby</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/04/hello-gatsby-vax-adver/</link>
		<comments>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/04/hello-gatsby-vax-adver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vax]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adturds.co.uk/?p=1823</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gatbsy is a dog on an advert. He looks really big and smelly. His owners keep shouting at him to get off furniture and stuff. You can follow him on Twitter. He has 1,056 followers at the time of writing. He is a rare Italian Spinone who loves long walks. He lives in Birmingham. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HP advert: You stay. You Go. Your hurl something at the television</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/04/hp-envy-x2-advert/</link>
		<comments>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/04/hp-envy-x2-advert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hp]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This advert for the HP Envy X2 is rubbish. It's got a rubbish name that I can never remember; I've used the product and it's not a patch on comparable stuff from Apple or Samsung and the advert is both forgettable and as wince-inducingly annoying as toothache. Firstly, this 'you x, you x' trope has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diet Coke advert frotters get updated</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/03/diet-coke-advert-frotters-get-updated/</link>
		<comments>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/03/diet-coke-advert-frotters-get-updated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diet coke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I've no great issue with Diet Coke ads, which have made a virtue of women damply watching male hardbodies carry out some hard, sweaty labour with their shirts off. The arousal of these women is clearly conveyed using a number of none-too-subtle visual metaphors, which see wet lips parted and ring pulls fingered - and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Costa Coffee advert</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/03/costa-coffee-advert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Call me caffeine-crazed, but I've never seen a chain coffee-shop functionary - let's be honest they only call them baristas to make the minimum wage more appealing - hand over a coffee with anything more than a hassled, dead-eyed, resigned, is-this-it? shrug. And I don't blame them. Passion is one of those words that has [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Santander rips off PaddyPower</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/03/santander-button-mcilroy-ennis-paddypower-advert/</link>
		<comments>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/03/santander-button-mcilroy-ennis-paddypower-advert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 23:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paddy power]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[santander]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adturds.co.uk/?p=1795</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what was good about these PaddyPower adverts (that's the last time I've ever write that phrase)? The celebrities. They're unlikely; they've been out of the public eye for quite a while and they've somewhat gone to seed. You know what else is good? They play up how strange - how disturbing, even - [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Scrunch Or Fold: Worst Campaign Ever</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/02/andrex-scrunch-or-fold-advert/</link>
		<comments>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/02/andrex-scrunch-or-fold-advert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andrex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adturds.co.uk/?p=1788</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following post is probably not for the faint-hearted So, it's come to this. A mainstream TV ad that wants to kick-start a dialogue about how we wipe our arses. I suppose we had a foretaste of this with Dawn Porter's asswipe odyssey but that was a drop in the, er, ocean compared to this. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ask AdTurds: Who is the twat on the Betvictor ads?</title>
		<link>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/02/ask-adturds-who-is-the-twat-on-the-betvictor-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://adturds.co.uk/2013/02/ask-adturds-who-is-the-twat-on-the-betvictor-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 19:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robin Brown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betvictor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The twat in question is Mr Paul Kaye, an actor and comedian much liked in these parts for his cominc creations Dennis Pennis and Mike Strutter. He's also a good, if unconventional actor, who seems to spread his time between interesting, offbeat projects and a load of utter shite. His role in the BetVictor adverts [...]]]></description>
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