There's a pretty bloody obvious message in this irritating advert for First Direct.
Twat around in school and you'll end up as a call-centre monkey sat next to some gobby "I'm crazy, me!' pain the arse like Michelle Green for the rest of your days.
Sit up straight, pay attention and shut the fuck up, otherwise you might spend the rest of your working life listening to a Michelle Green twatting on about the fucking X-Factor, her awful fucking family and her latest failed fucking diet.
If 'we're all like that here' is a genuine reflection of First Direct's call-centre, God help them.