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24Apr/176

Nationwide Poetry Adverts: Fixed

Nationwide poetry adverts

I really hate these Nationwide poetry adverts, they're so pleased with themselves. You can tell they're gunning for winsome, joyous, authentic but they just make me want to give everyone involved a Chinese burn.

You hated them too - they were officialy the fourth worst advert of the year according to the Great British public.

I don't bear any ill-will to the people featured in them - being vile to strangers on the internet is one of the more depressing phenomena of our time - so my apologies in advance to Heather. I hope your allotment thrives, your son gets his home and eats his carrots. But I never want to hear your poem ever again.

So I fixed it for you. For everyone with ears, in fact.