What The FaceTime Advert Really Means

If you don’t have an iPhone… you don’t have FaceTime on your phone. Which means you can’t drunkenly sext face-to-face; displaying your pasty, naked body to a shocked object of your missplaced teen affections.

FaceTime = WankTime.

Sickening bonus fact: Type ‘facetime’ into your iPhone or iPad and it will autocorrect it into ‘FaceTime’.