This month’s most irritating 30-second headfucks – vote for your worst.
Haven’t painted your shed an unlikely shade of lilac in an attempt to placate a miniature hipster biplane pilot who sounds like Paul Bearer? Shame on you.
Shoot this twat out of the sky – throw cricket balls at him, fire African killer bees at him, train a Harris Hawk to dig its icy talons into his throat – I beg you.
Melt him, grate him, grill him, microwave him – I don’t care which, just get this dairy-based lifeform and his hideously punchable voice off my television already.
Brian. Confused.com. Brian. Confused.com.
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