Envirovent Advert: Better Ventilation For Alice

It’s rare that I enter someone’s house and think about the ventilation, but perhaps in the future I will. To cheer up my little girl, so I can point at my reflection in the mirror (when I’m a fat Stupid Dad in years to come) and have my old Mum round for tea and make cakes. Or I could just open the window.

Surely proof that if you want to sell anything that can be tangentially linked with health, you stick ‘enviro’ on the front of it. I hope The Hollies got a fucking packet.