Bum Deal: Jerusalem / Tel Aviv Advert

I don’t have a lot to say about this, other than remark on the astonishing amount of air time devoted to this lady’s bottom in an advert currently airing for holidays in Jerusalem / Tel Aviv.

Leaving aside more contentious issues about holidaying in Jerusalem et al, it all looks rather lovely. That is, if you’re able to drag your eyes away from this young lady’s lovely bottom.

I must say I barely noticed that the lady in question, dragging you around bits of the country with her come-hither eyes, has a remarkable access-all-areas pass that allows her walk through restaurant kitchens – smiling at a grill – and jump queues at will.

Aside from wondering whether it’s such a good idea to display the word WIND right next to said arse, I was staggered by the ubiquitous appearance of this actress’s derriere. Apart from the last series of Piers Morgan’s Life Stories, has there ever been such a high concentration of arse seen on television in recent year?

You might suggest that its hardly avoidable to show so much rump on-screen, given that she usually has her back to us, but there’s scarcely a shot that doesn’t manage to find room for her butt. And if you think this is a coincidence you probably also believe the NHS is going to be £350m richer every month after May 2019.

So, yes, it’s all rather shameless – and very bottom-heavy. Don’t believe me? Never fear – I have painstakingly recorded the many shots of this Israeli bum for, er, posterity. Well, it is a lovely bottom.

Oh, there’s a shot of her chest at the end too.