How To Improve The Galaxy Advert

This advert for Galaxy is not especially poor, particularly in relation to the putrefying drivel that populates this site, but it is smug and overblown.

The over-annunciation in the voiceover is particularly silly, but it seems to be a formula that has served Galaxy well over the years.

To improve your enjoyment of the advert, why not imagine that the wondrous bounty the girl is searching for is, instead, an enormous, black, double-pronged dildo – or at least a Mattesons smoke pork sausage horseshoe.

Just sit there, imagining that, as she roots around under the bed and opens her secret box with a grin on her face.