Yes, start baking ladies – and put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.
Here are five more patronising things you could probably imagine in exactly the same voice:
Step away from that toolbox, ladies!
That’s mirror, signal THEN manoeuvre, ladies!
What a pretty shade of lip gloss, ladies!
There there, ladies, time of the month is it?
That’s right ladies, bend over and let me see those lovely bottoms!