Start Baking, Ladies! Patronising Stork Advert

Yes, start baking ladies – and put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

Here are five more patronising things you could probably imagine in exactly the same voice:

Step away from that toolbox, ladies!

That’s mirror, signal THEN manoeuvre, ladies!

What a pretty shade of lip gloss, ladies!

There there, ladies, time of the month is it?

That’s right ladies, bend over and let me see those lovely bottoms!